Experience

Something an incumbent politician claims to have during election season when they haven’t accomplished anything good in their past term(s)

“Even though crime was up and the economy was down for the past 12 years I’ve been in office, you should vote for me instead of the other guy because I have experience”

by MonsonCitizen August 18, 2022

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The Glacier Experience

When you have a mint/cough drop and take a swig of cold water and have that cold burning sensation

"I was on VC with Uncle Dussy and he took a sip of water, had the glacier experience. Real big mistake."

by Some bitch with a computer August 22, 2022

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Bridges Experience

A feeling your opps get when they see renowned player BigBoiBridges in their diamond elo comp rocket league

Player 1: I'm gonna go for kickoff you stay in goal
Player 2: Be careful we might be about to receive the Bridges Experience

by OohItsAshley September 8, 2022

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Felt experience

A seemingly innocent phrase used by C-suite males to sound professional about sleazily feeling up a co-worker.

I made sure Sandy from accounting had a good felt experience at the office party last week.

by RtR80 November 9, 2022

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Experiment

So yeah... This is clearly some kind of that... I don't condone this.

Hym "Experiment though this may be, all I've done is prove that YOUR thing makes THIS thing completely unnecessary. And proves that it's counterproductive. That's got to be embarrassing. Right?"

Iam "I did notice the Buckley thing though."

Hym "Oh? Do you want some cheese? Squeak like a good lab rat and maybe you'll get some! Hahahahahaaa!"

Iam "You're... We're the same guy..."

Hym "Which means I'm only half a bitch! Hahahahahaha!"

Iam 😑 "............"

Hym "Pfft HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "Yeah. Alright. I'm leaving."

Hym Hahaha wait! I'm not done laughing at you yet! Hahahahahahahaha!!"

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

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