The Eager Erik

One consumes an unhealthy amount of Michalob Ultra and after finishing inside your partner (male or female) he performs cuntalingus and consuming his own ejaculate. Also known as the Manahawkin Munch.

Dude, I got waisted on Ultra last night and gave myself "The Eager Erik", I found out I need to drink more pineapple juice and that he needs to Wipe a little better.

by Jersey Jester March 20, 2024

My buddy Erik

My buddy Erik. Erik died in a boat crash. Erik liked beer, the Bills, golf, and tits. I miss Erik.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen my buddy Erik?

Person 2: No, I think he's dead.

by 1221GooningWay January 24, 2025

Erik Xu

10000 IQ Genius

You remind me of Erik Xu.

by asdjwa0i9sdf0u93 November 24, 2021

Erik Powery

A comforter. The love doctor. Relieves pain and makes you happy. Life is good.

You’re like Erik powery the future president

by Erikpowery4prez January 16, 2025

Erik the Turtle

A boy who is gay and claims to be a turtle. They tend to enjoy anus.

Wow Erik the turtle sure loves anus!

by wikidefinitions November 12, 2014

National Throw Erik day

Nov. 11. On this day, you can legally throw anyone named Erik across a room.

yeah its National Throw Erik day, we can yeet him

by 8tb39q4 g October 28, 2021

erik markus

A big bombaclat that drinks red wine every single night. He is usually on discord chatting with his mates, or asleep after too much alcohol.

Jonas: yo, have you heard from Erik Markus, he is not answering my calls?
Knut: he is probably asleep, he told me he had 12 glasses of wine 30 minutes ago.
Jonas: boommbbaaclatt

by Grønni2Grovish April 04, 2024