this boy will love you but will fuck up your life. This boy will literally protect you from anything, it’s not like he can be killed, you can’t die twice.
Dude: wats ur name
Tate: Tate langdon
Dude: holy shit you ghost
Violet: he was there when i killed myself
Dude: wtf who are you
Tate: she’s my girlfriend, i love her
Violet: no tate! YOU RAPED MY MOM
Tate: Tate langdon
Dude: holy shit you ghost
Violet: he was there when i killed myself
Dude: wtf who are you
Tate: she’s my girlfriend, i love her
Violet: no tate! YOU RAPED MY MOM
by SIEUEHEHJEJD March 6, 2021

When you shave the hair on your v line but leave the hair on your balls, like Andrew Tate’s bald head and beard.
i’m too scared to shave my balls because i might cut my scrotum, so i just give myself the Andrew Tate
by The Landonator September 4, 2023

Tate is such a fucking dickhead
by tateispathetic August 7, 2023

An amazing friend, always there when needed. Is hes ur bf, get ready bc u have a lot coming your way. A very soft shoulder to cry on. Always there when you need them.
Person 1: Tate-
Tate: Here is 7 candy bars, 2 heated blankets, some hot cocoa, and a puppy. Now... what's wrong?
Tate: Here is 7 candy bars, 2 heated blankets, some hot cocoa, and a puppy. Now... what's wrong?
by Marauders-Map April 2, 2021

by litasman123 October 30, 2019

The Messiah for 12 year olds who make sigma edits on YouTube shorts.
He's some bald prick who hates poor people, because how much money you have dictates who you are as a person. Yeah. That makes sense.
He's a fucking human trafficking scumbag who likes to spout a bunch of misogynistic bullshit on his garbage podcast, where he also promotes this "academy" or whatever, which is basically a glorified pyramid scheme.
Once you shell out all your money to him in his little pyramid scheme, you can no longer listen to Andrew Tate because all the bullshit he says about poor people will now be applicable to you.
He's some bald prick who hates poor people, because how much money you have dictates who you are as a person. Yeah. That makes sense.
He's a fucking human trafficking scumbag who likes to spout a bunch of misogynistic bullshit on his garbage podcast, where he also promotes this "academy" or whatever, which is basically a glorified pyramid scheme.
Once you shell out all your money to him in his little pyramid scheme, you can no longer listen to Andrew Tate because all the bullshit he says about poor people will now be applicable to you.
12 year old: I love watching Andrew Tate on YouTube shorts!!!!!
Someone with an IQ over -20: What the fuck is wrong with you.
Someone with an IQ over -20: What the fuck is wrong with you.
by leo123456 December 9, 2023

Normally an extremely closeted individual. He/She makes jokes about being gay to hide the fact that they are gay
by RacoonLowlife March 22, 2022
