Navy Seal 6

The only people to ever find Osama bin Laden

" hey, you wanna play hide and seek?"
"sure, but I'm Navy Seal 6!"
"shit

by Osama basher June 2, 2011

angry elephant seals

When you are involved in a DP and your balls slam together like a couple of angry elephant seals fighting.

There was no way we were gonna cross swords DP-ing that chick, but a couple angry elephant seals were un-avoidable.

by Christian Battaglia October 30, 2010

saber-toothed seal

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.

The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.

by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015

inserting the seal team

masturbating into the toilet, perfomed by a man. usually the term is used by marines.

wew, just got done inserting the seal team

by dj311 January 30, 2007

Seal Team 6

V. To accomplish a task with great efficiency, speed, and effectiveness. Comes from the assassination of Osama bin Laden in May 2011.

We got in, got out, and Seal Team 6'd that bitch!

by 00X June 16, 2011

SEAL Team 6

This is where you bust into a girls bedroom in the middle of the night, toss in a flash bang, scream "Don't Move!", cum on her forehead and then roll her up in the bed sheet and push her off the bed.

Melissa: Mary, what was all that noise last night?
Mary: Oh, that was John, I think. He SEAL Team 6'd me last night.

by Argument Invalid May 1, 2013

inuit seal clubber

An icy handjob invented in Nunavut that is given while wearing a chain glove that is wet so that the glove eventually freezes to the subjects penis.

"Oooh!! kyle! you give the best inuit seal clubbers!"

by igloo.lover.seal.clubber January 28, 2015