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chicken saturday

the best day of the week, chicken saturday is THE DAY you will eat chicken....
Joshua: Hey Cassie, its chicken saturday, we should go to chick-fil-a!
by MamanWinston March 21, 2022
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Saturday Night ShitShow

weekly drunkeness at a friends house including :
fist pumping, pacman, card games, dance breaks, spilling beer on the floor and passing out.
Scott: "Kent, are you going to saturday night shitshow"

Kent: " of course, im ready to fist pump all night"

Emma: "why is scott and vicky killing eachother again?"

Niall: " its only tradition emma."
by Saturdayshitshow February 7, 2010
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sour saturdays

before having sex a male and female eat the cheese and yeast from each others penis and vigina and then throw up on it and eat it again
by daddylong licker March 11, 2025
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Sober Saturday

A challenge for most high schoolers and college students to refrain from all substance usage for one Saturday in a month. If they loose they’re a bitch.
A day where gabby decarlo’s only choice of substance is Jesus.
Hey gabby! You know what day it is?
No
Sober Saturday! So sober up or you’re gay!
by Analus Samus October 18, 2019
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Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.
"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019
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Smelly Saturday

Once a month on Saturday you shit your pants and use it as lube during sex.
Hey babe, tomorrow is Smelly Saturday!! I can't wait.
by BrodyJohnson32! March 14, 2025
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Saturday

The day you are free from school and can do anything you want.
Its Saturday today! No school.
by NoahMortylock March 22, 2022
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