Mystery Logger

A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.

The Mystery Logger has struck again!

by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019

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farty boy mystery

When a small group of people bust ass, and no one knows who did it

What is not a soul gonna claim that awful stench? Must be a "farty boy mystery!"

by cell phone Chris July 29, 2022

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Mysterious

Something that is hard or impossible to understand

That man over there is very mysterious

by Da🤡 July 24, 2021

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Crazy Mysterious

A quality possessed by events or individuals carrying an inherent sense of danger but an inexplicable attraction to explore its possibilities.

Jason: "Did you see the girl in the skirt with the crazy mysterious eyes? I think if I talked to her, she'd cut me but I just can't walk away."

by KevinGrumblesReturns December 15, 2008

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Yeah. Weird, right? I wonder what happened... 🤔 It's like it happened overnight... Weird... What happened there? It was like one day it wasn't even a part of the zeitgeist and them BOOM! It was everywhere... What could it possibly be?

Hym "I mean... I remember there was THIS ONE GUY who said he was doing it... And then he proceeded to explain what you would need to do it why everyone is crazy stupid assholes reeeeeeeeaaaal slow... And he said he would have to do it real slow because, you know, crazy stupid assholes.... And then he explained how to do it... And now the crazy stupid assholes are confused... 'Duuuhhh, what happened guys?' They exclaimed. But they knew what happened. And it was already too late. A mysterious a.i. breakthrough had occurred. Science fiction turned into a reality over night. All because of one man... And..."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2023

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