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Squiggle Muffin

A very cute/adorable person you just want to tackle and squeeze whenever you see them.
He was such a squiggle muffin when I saw him on the street.

I got excited when I saw that Squiggle Muffin walk into the room.
by Applepapplesaucer April 2, 2009
mugGet the Squiggle Muffinmug.

muffin balls

Little bite-sized (1.5cm x 1.5cm) balls of muffin. It is pieces of just muffin top baked into small balls.
Yo did you try lang's muffin balls?

Yeah man they were delicious!
by speens November 7, 2010
mugGet the muffin ballsmug.

Muffin Fest

large group of women hanging out together without men (female equivalent of a sausage fest).
We're you at Abby's party last week? Total muffin fest, not a guy in sight
by dimrod80 June 14, 2013
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Muffin Sponge

An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.
Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.
by Nitewatchin June 21, 2016
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dud muffin

That guy is a total dud muffin.

Are you going home with that guy?

Hell no, he's just a dud muffin.
by K8Poo & LZFingers May 30, 2011
mugGet the dud muffinmug.

function muffin

Usually a fat lightskinned black kid that goes to the functions and sits there like a muffin
Look at Jayden over there being a such a function muffin!
by pandaboi031518 April 21, 2023
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muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.
"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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