Mud turtle

Extremely large African female with attitude.

Big ole fukin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.

by Stefex13 July 28, 2012

Mud Gutter

A poop smeared ass crack. Usually the result of improper wiping or cleaning. May also be the result of a shart or fart in which you get more than you bargained for.

I started to go down on my girl last night until I discovered she had a nasty mud gutter. Then I got the hell out of there.

Or

Man, I shouldn't have pushed so hard with that last fart. Now I got a mud gutter!

by The Gronk March 2, 2010

mud cunt

It is another name for a chix ass

I fucked her in the mud cunt.

by dente May 1, 2006

mud cricket

Any girl who thinks that having a nice pair of boots and a Simply Southern shirt makes them 'country'. Will also suck off any guy with a lifted truck or SUV.

There's a huge difference between a real country girl and a mud cricket.

by crazycalwil September 14, 2019

Old Mud

Slang term for the greatest cheap light beer in the history of the World. Old Milwaukee Light.

Lets pick up some Old Mud for tonight and get wasted.

by MontanaGunmen May 20, 2009

Mud possum

A maximum prestige light-skin

Listen to that terrible rap he must be a mud possum

by anonymous May 10, 2022

mud vacuum

The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit

Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.

by Alex (awesome) N June 30, 2006