a fat ass who eats, and drinks beer and likes to sit down all day! He will eat you if you don't be carefull.
by what the hell person!! October 14, 2012
Get the John mug.Usually a stern, tall bloke with dark hair. He wears shirts that are too tight for him, often showing of the outline of his nipples. He can be mistaken for PC Plum or Mr Bean. If you ever meet a John, watch out. Throw him a Gregg's sausage roll as it keeps him calm and tamed.
Dylan: "Oi Aidan, hiv ye heard fae big John yet?'
Aidan: "Aw naw naw. We hiv to stay clear, Gregg's is shut the day"
Aidan: "Aw naw naw. We hiv to stay clear, Gregg's is shut the day"
by maddiesmaw4207 May 28, 2018
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john is someone who flirts with everyone and believes they will get with him. Really he just annoys people and they tell me he’s always annoying them all the time and it’s annoying me how many people fucken say this. Ugh people need to learn to not be a John :)
by Angel 👼🏼 August 28, 2018
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