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High Holiday Jew

Pl. -s, A Jewish person, who almost never goes to shul (synagogue), except on the two biggest holidays of the year, Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year) and Yom Kippur (the Day of Atonement).
Many synagogues have to rent out large auditoriums during Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, to accomodate all the High Holiday Jews who come out of the woodwork.
by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner April 30, 2006
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Post Holiday Syndrome

The syndrome you have when you have gone through a holiday and no longer have a functional daily rhythm. A person with a Post Holiday Syndrome will then be awake at night and sleep at day. It may be in relation to the heavy partying a lot of people do when on holidays.
Guy: "Dude, I can not possibly go to school now! I haven't gone to bed before 3:00 AM in the last 2 weeks! All this partying has been killing me!"
Dude: "You're not the only one with a Post Holiday Syndrome..."
by Stian Christer Pedersen August 20, 2007
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Holiday weight gainer

A person who gains weight during the holiday. They eat a lot because they stay at home and lack any activities to do
I have to watch the amount of food i eat this summer. I don't want to be a holiday weight gainer.
by Mich7 July 6, 2010
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National Holiday Sex

Sex recieved so rarely that it is potentially offered on the major National Holidays... New Years, Memorial Day, Independence day, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas. It is not required that sex be offered on every national holiday, but can not be offered more frequently. Bithday sex and Anniversary sex can be included as well while still adhering to the term.
Roger: What did you do for Christmas

Dave: I drank beer while Karen wrapped the kids presents... then I got National Holiday sex.
by Spanked as a Child March 13, 2013
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Her Space Holiday

A band that delivers insombulant dream pop with a healthy dose of electronica. Has remixes, but also original tracks as well.

See Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, and The Shins for similiar sound.
by Jasmine Z March 3, 2007
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Holiday Blue Balls

When you have an important and mandatory event or responsibility that stands between you and a vacation. Can be anything from a midterm the day before Thanksgiving break to babysitting right before Spring break. Usually, these things will happen at the latest possible time they can be offered. One would add "Massive" right before the term if they were being stopped from enjoying a truly epic event.
Shalmi: What're you doing for Winter break?
Jody: Chilling in South Beach, fucking hella bitches, and getting loads of guap. Gonna be sick. But I got a goddamn calc and bio midterm to knock off first. Literally, its the last day of classes.
Shalmi: Damn, n*gga, that's some serious Holiday Blue Balls right there.
Jody: Bet.
by HishamCame November 27, 2012
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Holiday Booty Call

Using a holiday (Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, etc.) as an excuses to send "mass text" to all girls of potential booty call.
Stephen: "Merry Christmas! Hope you got everything you wanted"

Kassandra: "Thanks, you too (:"

Stephen: "What are you doing later? Wanna hang out?"
Kassandra: "Sure, but I won't be your Holiday Booty Call this year!"
by KevinRunn November 27, 2011
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