Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.
Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
by FScottFitzgayreld October 01, 2018
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Rose Valley Fountain

Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.
Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.
by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023
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Vegas fountain

Last night I accidentally Vegas fountained myself while laying in bed.
by John Quepy March 09, 2020
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Sperm fountain

When your are receiving a blowy and a girl(or guy) has cheek piercings and you blow a load and it shoots out of the holes from the piercings
Dude last night this girl gave me a blowy and i turned into a dam sperm fountain
by Cunt Eastwood December 06, 2019
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red fountain

When one proceeds to butt drink but has hemorrhoids so one starts to bleed out of one's ass
This girl got a red fountain from butt drinking too much butt drinking hemorrhoids
by BS123 February 11, 2017
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Fountain florida

Home of the Crack heads, meth heads, and pit heads.
Oh, youre a drug dealer. You must be from Fountain Florida.
by Pinky09181992 April 06, 2017
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