by Mimono July 26, 2010
Get the ass periodmug. A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.
M: You're just in the hornication period.
by Ananymous Student March 17, 2006
Get the hornication periodmug. "My girlfriend gets angry and bloated when she is on PMS patrol. Her period jeans and negative attitude totally killed my boner."
by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010
Get the period jeansmug. When a woman has all the symptoms of her period (bloating, fatigue, mood swings, cravings, cramps) without actually being on her period. Or when she has all the symptoms when shes suppose to be on her period, but her period doesn't show up until two weeks later.
"ugh, my stomach hurts. I feel bloated"
"Are you on your period?"
"No, but I'm suppose to be."
"Ah, must be a ghost period."
"Are you on your period?"
"No, but I'm suppose to be."
"Ah, must be a ghost period."
by Anon A. Miss April 26, 2013
Get the Ghost Periodmug. Something you call women when they are really mad to calm them down. Should always be used if you have an upset wife/girlfriend.
My girl was being all mad and attacking me, so I called her a period monster and she settled down and started feeding me grapes.
by Tyler Peniston June 3, 2020
Get the Period monstermug. A condition existing in women, consisting of a state of constant irritation and an excessive amount of anger. usually directed at males that are in close relationship with the victim.
PMS symptoms that don't seem to go away.
PMS symptoms that don't seem to go away.
by fliggs January 1, 2008
Get the perma-periodmug. Period poverty is the lack of access to: period products, clean and private bathrooms, a safe space, and information and education about your period.
by knowwhatimean? November 25, 2021
Get the Period Povertymug.