Ur mom

Just ur mom

Dad: How was last night ur mom loved it
Son: What was that weird sound she made

by Pg foot February 25, 2020

Ur mom

If your friend said this to you, you just got got

They say sex and gender are the same thing but I don’t remember having gender with YOUR MOM last night

by Hehdudneb September 30, 2020

Ur mom

Every 7 year olds favorite two words; the most "savage" words on planet earth.

Henry: this is why you're adopted
Brian:ummmmm...ur mom
Every other kid in the room besides Henry: OHHHHHHHHHHHH

by YeetusDeletusMyFetus March 6, 2020

ur mama

The person I fucked yesterday.

-Ah, Harder, Harder! your mom said.

Your mama: The person I fucked really hard yesterday.

by GokuGokuk124 October 10, 2021

Ur mum

The person who shoved you outa her pussy so that you could live. Thanks mom.

Ur mum is gay

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

Ur sister

A bitch u can smash

Micheal: what u do last night
Jason: smash ur sister

by Brownskin_squad 25 February 24, 2019

ur mom

"your mom"

ur mom is cute

by das2010 February 2, 2022