Tasticles

to be very tactical in a very manly way

I play Halo 3 at 4 in the morning with massive tasticles

by FallenJesus December 17, 2008

Testiclese

A philosopher of sorts dating to the era of Plato and Aristotle. Although he was ahead of his time, he has been regarded as a ground-breaker in the history of modern thought. Throughout the early days of historical philosophy he traveled from city state to city state bringing the word of his chastity to all the greco-roman world.

"He who chastises thineself prosers"-Testiclese

by DustinSchubert January 20, 2011

Testicle

Furry red/blue/green/purple squishy balls located in the pelvic region of the human body,both male and female, they are interchangable with other testicles, typically 5-7 inches long

Ex. Today I'm going to wear my gay pride testicles.

by austin November 30, 2004

pharyngal testicles

A vulgar term for swollen tonsils.

"I had to have my pharyngal testicles removed over break..."

--Curt

by Pink January 30, 2004

As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

So empty(here you have you 20 fucking letters)

His bank account is as empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

by Abu Jarema March 5, 2008

testicle

A funny question during an exam

man, question 4 was a testicle, i laughed my arse off at it

by $kud August 22, 2003

testicle tonic taster

A person who enjoys the taste, texture and odor of the fruit of the male genetalia.
*see also knobgobbler

People think Timmy and Bobby are fags because they're testicle tonic tasters. But the real reason they're fags is because they had their rims rocked by their Daddy.

by Fred Norris March 12, 2003