when another person attempts to force you to have a boner in a bad situation, like work, or a corporate presentation.
Jeff: My sadistic ex keeps boner terrorizing dudes in this online community they're in.
Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.
Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?
Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.
Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?
by Arthur F Pimgibbons June 1, 2022
Get the boner terrorismmug. Once upon a time, in the year 2018 there was an oversized janitor who worked at Morrisons. However, he was not just any janitor, this janitor was named Terence Potter. But, why was he so different to any other janitor you may ask? He had kept a HUGE secret from his family and fellow employees.
For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.
As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.
To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.
He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.
…hence the name Terrorance!
For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.
As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.
To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.
He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.
…hence the name Terrorance!
by FayTheGoldDigger August 11, 2024
Get the Terrorancemug. A person who when terrorism or a natural disaster strikes does not see pain and suffering caused to a city or nation but rather an opportunity, an opportunity for cheap flights and hotel whilst a country mourns the death toll and destruction.
Sarah: “Hi James, heard you’re off on holiday next week, anywhere nice?”
James: “Hell yeah Sarah, there was a crazy bad earthquake that hit Croatia last week, you want to see the bargain I got! A little bit of terrorism tourism never hurt anyone.”
James: “Hell yeah Sarah, there was a crazy bad earthquake that hit Croatia last week, you want to see the bargain I got! A little bit of terrorism tourism never hurt anyone.”
by Simp Sauce November 8, 2023
Get the Terrorism Tourismmug. The act of the attempt to use manipulation of individuals meta data with the deliberate intention to bring severe harm to one or more people not acting out in self-defense.
The digital terrorism began when a terrorist started a conversation about the unimportance of the store 7-11, while boarding flight 711, in hopes that AI would cause the plane to crash.
by Anymouse83 November 28, 2020
Get the Digital terrorismmug. The lady knocked a pedestrian down and still acted as if it was the pedestrians fault. She was behaving like terror-nese
by theanglingaddict September 23, 2016
Get the Terror-nesemug. Hym "No. Fuck you. My proximity to a terrorist reduces the value of my life to 0. It's not terrorism. I'm not a terrorist. ACCORDING TO URBAN DICTIONARY I'm 'Some random fucking schizo.' Right? Where did that 70 million dollars come from? I'll give you a hint: His brain is filled to the brim with fluids right now."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the Terrorismmug. by zedb May 17, 2018
Get the terrorizeredmug.