Swiss

Same meaning as neutral.

I'm feeling very swiss today.

by justablueperson August 26, 2022

Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".

Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

Admiral of the Swiss Navy

A sarcastic appelation for a person that presents itself as someone very powerful, while it‘s true influence and abalities are actually quite overseeable and unspectacular.

„James became responsible for locking all the doors at the end of the working day. Now he‘s taking the chief‘s key ring where ever he goes; even to the toilet. He acts like the Admiral of the Swiss Navy.“

by Worrywart99 May 30, 2019

Block of swiss cheese

A way to say that someones is stupid, their brain has got holes in it,like swiss cheese

P1: vaccinations cause autism
P2: no they dont you block of swiss cheese

by SsaltTMmanN September 7, 2020

swiss paddle

The female version of the Dutch Rudder.

Karen is totally hetero but when that slut starts drinking, she'll swiss paddle with anyone.

by Achilyous October 29, 2020

Reverse Swiss Roll

While taking a shit, you start masturbating, than take your fecal matter and rub it on your pens. Than insert into a creamy vagina.

She wouldn't let me give her a hot carl, so I stuck my reverse Swiss roll in her instead. That chic freaky tho. I didn't even get her name

by Raquel Seltzer February 25, 2024

Freudian Swiss

A non-sexual act where you accidentally jam your head in the hole of your mother. I mean, when you accidentally stick your head in the hole of a giant wheel of swiss cheese.

The room is so small and stinky it feels like I'm having a Freudian Swiss.

Whoops, Freudian Swiss. My bad.

My mom loves it when we Freudian Swiss at her house.

by Butt Water Stevens April 6, 2020