Swiss Gondola

When you spit into your pee stream, whilst standing and taking a piss. Thus creating a tiny spit-gondola carried off by said pee stream.

I just can’t seem to stop pulling the ol’ Swiss gondola when I’m drunk!

by Kissin Kousin December 23, 2020

Swiss

A slang term used by people in the range of 40 to 55 years old that means dope, fly, or cool AF. Originated because Jack Nickleson was known to terminate dates in the 1960's early 2000's by making their date a sandwich that included swiss cheese as a sign to holey leave the building.

Christopher was traveling with Sasha to see a Nirvana concert and they felt the entire experience was totally swiss!

by DJ Criminal9 April 20, 2023

Swiss Twinkie

When an elderly woman gets a creampie and holds it in for 33 minutes.

Grandma had a Swiss Twinkie in the home last week.

by TwinkyWinkeee September 30, 2023

Modest Swiss kiss

To lick ones noes

She gave Jake a modest Swiss kiss

by Lilmsh January 20, 2022

doing the swiss

when you fuck a swiss person or a piece of swiss cheese

When I was in Geneva I was told I should be doing the swiss. But when I couldn't find any beautiful women, I went to a cheese store instead

by cheesefuckinmotherfucker October 31, 2021

The Swiss Method

A euphemism for euthanasia.

"I heard Jean died via the Swiss Method"

by Xenochria September 13, 2022

Swiss Raw Dog

Eating the last piece of cheese at the end of a Raclette dinner without any potatoes or sides.

OMG Fabio, are you really about to Swiss raw dog the remaining cheese?!

by gurgelihans February 1, 2024