yeatsie surf

a really hyped up surfer who cant even surf but everyone thinks he can because he has long hair. He is a poser.

person 1: this guy looks good

person 2: nah hes a yeatsie surf for sure

by dankKINGx360dukelordMLG May 20, 2018

Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.

"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"

by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011

Bird surfing

smoking marijuana and/or smoking a cigarette while riding in a car with the windows open.

"Dude, a couple of friends and I went bird surfing last night and it was nice!"

by hola_anal March 28, 2012

tank surfing

get on a moving tank and surf on top of it while it destroys everything in its path. watch out for when it runs over things and/or people

i just surfed....on a tank
"i just went tank surfing....but i think i killed a lot of people"

by who else knows Ratatosk? February 20, 2009

Obsessive surfing

To constantly surf the Internet, sometimes with out noticing you were doing it.

"I'm so addicted to the Internet I keep finding my self obsessive surfing!"

by bro fist August 3, 2015

dog surfing

To utilize a k9 and rollerblades as a means of transportation. Also considered an extreme sport depending on the k9.

We enjoyed the wonderful afternoon dog surfing in the streets.

by gokussx4 April 27, 2009

Tab surfing

Verb. The act of clicking from tab to tab, usually from left to right, in a web browser. Social networks are usually a part of this, and people your chatting with get annoyed or say "Talk to you later" because they think you left when you were actually just cycling through your open tabs a bit slow.

"Hey you're back! Where'd you go?"

"Sorry about that. I was just tab surfing, I am still here. lol"

by Uncle Nerdicus November 23, 2013