A pretty female stripper with multi-color hair, resembling that of a candy pattern. Usually very popular at the strip club. (Similar to the act of peacocking but as a stripper.)
Adam: Bro! Check out that chick's cool hair dancing on the pole!
Jared: Yeah man! That's Megan, she's a candy stripper! Prettiest girl in here!
Jared: Yeah man! That's Megan, she's a candy stripper! Prettiest girl in here!
by PoleDancingPrincess January 19, 2024
I looked up at the stage and saw the stripper sitting in her own stripper gravy. I threw her a dollar bill out of pitty.
by Funlady February 05, 2020
A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
A hollow promise made for the sole purpose of appeasing the recipient momentarily.
A vow lacking conviction or follow through
A vow lacking conviction or follow through
Harold " She said we would go out on a date when she had some more free time. She promised this time"
Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."
Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."
by Dre_N May 05, 2021
The mating call of a stripper (also known as: bullshit) in which she gives a man excessive cliche compliments because she wants his money.
How could Uncle Bob think Cinnamon’s stripper call was sincere? Don’t lend him any more money Grandma.
by TheJestersBlog January 19, 2023
by FriscoTheNavajo June 26, 2017
Order from waffle house a side of bacon, a side of biscuits and honey. Put it together as a sandwich.
by Barbie4717 August 11, 2017