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Broom-sticking

The act of placing a broom out on the front porch to signal that your spouse is gone on deployment. This was a signal that you were horny and looking for sex or you where whoring yourself out for some extra cash. This was predominantly practiced on the NAS Lemoore before important people caught on to the practice.
Sailor Jimmy: so I was driving through housing yesterday and Captain smith house always has a broom on the front porch.

Sailor billy: yeah man, his wife is broom-sticking. While the old man is away, she does sexual favors for money.
by Mr. squeaky butthole July 8, 2018
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Shacking

The definition of a platonic-overnight stay is not the meaning of this word. Shacking means that an unmarried couple is in a sexual relationship and they live together

See also playing house.
Me: Mom, where's Joseph? Haven't seen him in awhile.

Mom: Oh, he's shacking with his girlfriend.
by Canned Coolwhip February 28, 2011
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flat smacking

When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.
The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.
by Big FLATso October 16, 2017
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sticking

when a guy ejaculates on the chest of a woman and leaves his penis there until his penis is stuck on the woman's chest/breasts.
Sticking her was an awesome idea and felt great.
by docker69 August 2, 2010
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casebook stalking

Like Facebook stalking, but it's when a law professor calls up parties to a law suit years after the fact to find out more about the circumstances of a case.
Did you catch how our professor was totally casebook stalking the plaintiff? The case was over like 30 years ago. I'm amazed that she managed to actually find his contact info.
by Ae5Ea8 January 26, 2015
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Shacking

When a slampiece spends the night with her frat-daddy in his cold-air. Usually does the walk of shame home in at least one article of his clothing.
Girl 1: Hey where were you last night? I didn't see you in your bed.

Girl 2: I was shacking with my frat-daddy!
by AXO Princess January 6, 2011
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Duck Stacking

The hottest new underground sport, full of CRAZY, INTENSE ACTION. The goal is to stack as many rubber ducks atop each other as possible before your tower falls. Competitive duck stacking circles can be found in underground clubs if you know who to ask.
"Hey man, have you ever tried Duck Stacking?"

"Tried it!? Dude, I did a quadruple-helix megastack of 5 ducks, yesterday."

"Fuck you, man, you're full of shit."
by Hotels March 18, 2009
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