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scoop cunt

A cunt which has been screwed so many times, it is so large and sunken in. May somewhat resemble that of a scoop.
"Wow, that girl named April sure has a scoop cunt"
by Jessie Irby October 18, 2006
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Jarvis Scoop

The act of riding on top of a guy while the mans penis is inside of you moving around in a hula hoop action because your vagina is a gaping black hole.
Look at Autumn Jarvis "GO"! she can do the JARVIS SCOOP so WELL!!!
by pezzz April 14, 2010
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Peanut Butter Scoop

A "hip twisting" penis thrust - both to the left or to the right - during sex - causing friction - thus ensuing in maximum pleasure - but resembling a "finger scoop" in the peanut butter jar. Very popular with old Italian guys, who at their age...still wanna "give it to their old lady the hard way".
Uncle Santo just "PEANUT BUTTER SCOOPED" the shit outta Aunt Rosie. Her "poo-kyock" is still smokin'. Madonna mi...she could barely walk.
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poop scoop

to scrape the left over poop off of a kittens ass with a nilla wafer
after the kitty pooed i poop scooped the dangeler on his anus
by mr. taco man November 13, 2007
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stoops

when someone does or says something that is so stupid you don't even feel like saying the whole word.
"i think beyonce is ugly, don't you?"
"stoops!"
by zeero August 7, 2007
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devil scoop of chocolate

1)A shady sketchster who is trying and failing miserably to achieve penicular activity.

2) secret "operations" involving said sketchster
I was having a devil scoop of chocolate the other night when I realized that the scoop was trying to get some by lying about his birthdate, to which I chuckled maniacally.
by Bandito March 30, 2004
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Scoop 'n' Score

When a man pulls out after intercourse the woman scoops up his seed and rubs it in her vagina in order to get pregnant so she can keep him around
After he jizzed on my tummy I Scoop 'n' Scored. He will be mine forever.
by Mike the Mu November 1, 2013
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