Stealth Fat

Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.

Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.

Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.

by twurzz June 9, 2011

Stealth hoe

A girl who has a relationship with at least one guy for every period she has (including missed ones), yet pretends not to be a hoe.

-Yo, gabby gives more head than a serial street whore, the hell is with this innocent shit?

- what a stealth hoe! She sucked my dick!

-she sucked my dick too!

by Oliver closoff April 27, 2015

Stealth Bed

A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.

Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed

by CanadianAnalyst March 28, 2015

Stealth Bombing

Is commonly mistaken for when someone has done a silent yet incredibly bad smelling trump. however means when someone has "dropped off the radar" or in other words is unable to be contacted due to them appearing to be excluding a group of people for an unknown reason, be it due to an argument or the person in question having just changed. etc.

Dave: Colin you heard from John recently??
Colin: No mate hes been ignoring my texts... looks like he's stealth bombing us at the moment..

by Lolage... July 2, 2010

Food Stealth

Stealthy food, as in it's sneaky.

"He is to be charged of food stealth, your honour."

by H. E. L. P. M. E John January 27, 2023

Stealth Swag

When someone has massive amounts of swag, but it isn't noticeable at first.

Guy: Did it hurt?

Girl: Did what hurt?

Guy: When you fell out of heaven?

Girl: Ooooo, nice Stealth Swag you have there.

by SwagHero May 23, 2011

Stealth Help

1: verb: To help someone without them knowing that you're helping them

1: Maybe you should write a stealth help book
2: Pastor: God is a master at the art of stealth help.

by TheEpicN00b August 20, 2011