sloppy starfish

when a girl performs a pterodactyl while she is also having DP performed on her

guy1 - "dude, me and four of my buddies totally sloppy starfished this girl last night"

gu2 - "5 guys and 1 girl? seems homo bro,"

by fucking jewfro July 4, 2011

Strawberry Starfish Duster

Referring to a man's mustache that presumably eats out bloody ass holes.

Man, Craig's strawberry starfish duster was in rare form tonight.

by DJMAYFIELD May 21, 2018

rattle the starfish

To make a loud noise with ones chocolate starfish (anus) in such a way that others can hear said event.

I was in the grocery and totally "Rattle the Starfish" next to this nasty bitch giving me the stink eye.

by dogleg1 February 1, 2014

painted a brown starfish

Leaving a skid mark

Have you seen Robyn's underwear?
No why?
She's painted a brown starfish in them

by CasperSchmicheal November 9, 2017

Starfish

Placing your fist in a girls vagina/anus and then extending all your fingers open palm (as open as possible).

"He bent me over and starfished me, and now nothing else brings me pleasure." - Queen Elisabeth II

*Fists into the air, then extends all fingers* "And that's how I met your mother." - Ted Mosby

by Micheal Scott III May 2, 2010

Starfishing

The act of laying/falling asleep face down motionless on a bed with your arms and legs spread apart, making a Starfish shape. Usually in ones clothes.

This happens when one is extremely tired.

Friend 1: Why's he still asleep?

Friend 2: Well, we came back so late yesterday that I caught him "Starfishing" his bed this morning.. Fully clothed!

by Yarz August 22, 2012

starfish

Refers to a noob or person who lacks legitimate skills

Wow Jesse Fonseca is such a starfish! He doesnt even have fingers!

by daymonjohnson75 December 9, 2012