land squid

The most adorable of sea creatures that has evolved to live on land in order to attend law school. The land squid will be your best friend, but does NOT apprecitate haters. The land squid spends most of its time doing homework and studying in her little squid cave. The little land squid becomes most pleased when it has a piece of candy, a rare steak, or noonies.

Land squids are gentle loving creatures : )

by Squid Pro Quo March 25, 2010

Squid Kid

The kid on the front of the grade 7 Texas Science book as he has no bones and is a kid so must be a squid kid.

That kid has no bones so he must be a squid kid.

by Looptit917 February 7, 2019

squid fight

When ladies bump vaginas. Because it looks like squids fighting with their beaks.

Is Leslie coming to the party tonight?
Nah, she's at home squid fighting with her girlfriend.

by mystr kat luvr 69 August 15, 2010

Ooooh, squid!

A response to anything vaguely sexual or sexy.

Girl 1: So I hear Johnny Depp might be in the next Batman movie as the Riddler.
Girl 2: Oooh, squid!


Person 1: We were just laying together to watch tv!
Person 2: Oh sure. You were probably all ooooh, squid!

by Kaileikehe February 27, 2009

squid corn

1. A male or female who likes to have intercourse with a stuffed animal.
2. A male or female who collects used diapers in a drawer for months on end.
3. A faggot.
4. Someone who is obsessed with sea life or amusement park rides.
5. Someone who generally has friends that are better than them
6. has an obsession of DOLEANS.

Ew you collect diapers? your such a squid corn.

by marshmallowmayty January 19, 2016

Squid

A jerk. A slimy, smelly loser from one of the many bars in Seaside heights, NJ.

Did you see that loser trying to talk to me, total squid, huge like as in Captain Nemo sized.

by WhiteOrchid August 9, 2009

Squid Squirt

When you're having sex with your girl and you're about to finish, you pull out, say something to piss her off, then you shoot your cum into her eyes and make your escape while she's blinded, like a squid shooting ink at a predator.

"I accidentally called my wife by my girlfriend's name during sex and had to give her a Squid Squirt before she could strangle me."

by Eleven Tails September 1, 2018