Squashed tomato

To put it simple: a penis that is wider than it is long.

Holy shit dude! That guy has a squashed tomato!

by Bojojo1 July 14, 2011

squash

Another word for having sex, usually used referring towards the heavier participant in the act.

So did ya squash her?

by ianW March 7, 2005

Squishy Pants

A young lad so dedicated to his company and job at hand that he does not dare to think of leaving his work station for anything. As a solution to using the bathroom he opts to wear the natural fit pants with built in diapers, elastic pant leg cuffs and baby powder scent.

"Theo you're doing an excellent job working so hard all day at your cube, but you may want to check your squishy pants, I think you're starting to leak."

by Squishier December 14, 2008

Squashrangler

To tea-bag with such force your victim is crushed!

"I will squashrangle you"
"I squashrangled a guy in Halo" (passed tence)
"I'm a squashrangler" (discussing tea-baging in Halo)

by Mr.Spaz December 28, 2010

squash

The entire pubic region that is shaved/trimmed and continuously itchy.
Especially the region between your balls and your asshole.

I shaved my squash with my Dad's Micro-Touch and now it won't stop burning.

by Crazy Andy October 10, 2005

squash this shit

to sort out ones problems with violence

lafonda: if we dont squash this shit theres gonna be sick problems
dazzy b: theres gonna be a fight tonight! :>

by Giov Anna* June 25, 2006

squash

A womans pussy. Vagina. Cunt. Hole.

Shut up bitch or I'll kick you in the squash.

by Mr. Squash February 23, 2005