Blonde-squad

A group of dumb blonde stereotypes who are the school's alfa pack. They enjoy tasteless gossip, following trends, and overpriced clothing. They are the first girls to be openly liked by popular guys, but not the first to get boyfriends, because the people who actually get boyfriends aren't superficial jerks, and have emotions other than snake. They have 6-year-old mentalities and insults, such as the well known "I'm not gonna invite you to my birthday party!" and the infamous "I'm telling!" (even if they are at fault). The Blonde-squad frowns upon outsiders, nerds, rebels, and non-trend-followers like me. They are sassy, but mean sassy, not fun sassy. When given an irrefutable retort, they will respond with an embarrassed "whatever." and then stalk away with their troupe in tow. this makes them think they won, when in reality the retort-giver is the obvious winner. To this day, no one knows why they are so popular, because the whole school hates them.

Synonyms:
THE squad, Squad A, the Plastics, Populars, you get the drill...

blonde-squad girl: (in class) how do you spell wood?
me: (stares in disbelief ) I'm sorry, what?!
blonde-squad girl: Oh my gosh, are that stupid? I asked how you spell wood!
me: (gives up all hope on America) W-O-O-D.
blonde-squad girl: I knew you weren't dumb!
me: (under my breath) can't say i feel the same way about you...
blonde-squad girl: huh?

me: nothing...

by HawkinsAV_22 May 29, 2018

Spicy squad

A group of dumbfucks who have no fucking clue what they’re doing EVER. Best friends who love each other and who are there for each other!

The spicy squad is a very intellectual group of geniuses

by Jdke January 8, 2020

step squad

A squad that contains 4 girls. 2 brunettes, 1 blonde, and 1 Asian. They practice making beats with their hands and feet.

Hey, look at the step squad making cool beats.

by Cheyenne B August 1, 2017

Nod Squad

Employees of hire quest who are required to sweep the floor until it's time to shoot up in the portable restroom and pass out. Other responsibilities include attempting to steal tools, fabricating family emergencies, chain-smoking and taking a single sip of Mountain Dew before opening another can. Members of the Nod Squad often reside in the Fentanyl Forest.

There's a married couple passed out on the floor surrounded by soda cans and empty caps. I guess they hired the Nod Squad today.

by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019

squad mobile

A relatively small car with an R plate which has at least five absolute lads who will catcall and shout things out of the window.
These are cars you would avoid especially while walking because you are guaranteed to get honked at.

"Omg did you just see that squad mobile go past?"
"Wait who's that shouting-oh it's a squad mobile fml"

by Neeevvv June 3, 2016

The panda squad

A whole bunch of cute animals in one place. Including Lucy, Nora, Pucket, Diesel, Leroy.

Wow, the panda squad is very cool.

by The Panda Squad December 21, 2016

Ginger Squad

A group of red heads that work and rule a San Diego restaurant called Sbicca. The group consists of Crizzle, Uncle Weasel, Ginger Squirt, Freaky Dean, Daphid and The Tan Man.

The whole ginger squad was at work last night, that means shit got done the right way.

by PrimeTime420 September 3, 2009