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springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!
"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"
by cjohnson85 July 26, 2008
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Spring

The most beautiful girls you could ever meet. If you meet a spring she will care and love you for your personality and heart and never let them go if you they will be there when you most need them.
Have you seen spring i need to tell her something.
by Everyonesproblem February 25, 2019
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natural spring bomb

Dropping a shot of 160 proof Devil Springs vodka into a pint glass of Natural Ice beer. Good start to any night of drinking.
Dude, Kurt wants to do a Natural Spring Bomb, lets go!
by B$$ May 15, 2007
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corporate spring break

Young business men and women taking a grown up trip to the beach over Memorial Day weekend.
We went down to Destin for Corporate Spring Break.
by SethM November 4, 2007
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Crystal Spring Turtle

Giving somebody a crystal spring turtle is a sexual act. It involves one parter "prairie dogging" a piece of feces in and out of their rectum, while the other either urinates or ejaculates on the half protruding feces. The partner then pulls the feces back in, like a turtle retreating into its shell.
Guy #1: Hey bro i heard you gave Sally a crystal spring turtle last night

Guy#2: Hell yea man! I crystal spring'd all over that turtle!! Jealous??

Guy#1: Uuuhh...not really
by Badassboyscout May 13, 2009
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Facebook spring cleaning

the act of removing "friends" from your Facebook account every spring due to them not being your friend. Every school year leads to a build up of people on your Facebook account that you don't really know nor like, leading to an end year "purge" event known as Facebook spring cleaning.
Wow, I 'unfriended' almost 200 people during that Facebook spring cleaning.
by FBook Guru March 1, 2012
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california spring roll

When a guy shoves a spring roll on his dick and fucks a hoe, yelling I'm from Cali bitch
by biggieballz August 31, 2015
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