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Sprinkler

A word given to people with a sexual attractiveness towards someone of the same sex. Most often a person who is homosexual but has not come out.
Adam is such a sprinkler. He needs to come out with it.
by Lustful Dog February 24, 2011
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Jerry Springered

To cause your family members to become like the guests on the Jerry Springer show. To cause family members to become unwilling guests in your own version of the Jerry Springer show.
While fucking my girlfriend in the dark, I made her smell and suck some dirty creamed skid-marked panties I had stolen from her daughter's laundry hamper. Afterwords, I told her what I had done and she said "man that is hot!". I Jerry Springered that whore!
by Panty Thief November 3, 2008
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splinter

fuck me, it's dj splinter
by twisted individual April 10, 2005
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jerry springer

an adjective used to describe a crazy confrontational jealous female
when I bailed on happy hour last week and she saw me tagged on Facebook with another woman, she went all jerry springer on my ass...
by doc SM March 3, 2014
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taco sprinter

a fast running mexican waiter. often severing up food, drinks, refills or running to show how fast you have to run to get across the border.
HOLY CRAP!!! Did you see that taco sprinter ?!?!? He was like a bullet.
by more salsa April 19, 2006
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splinter celling

verb; The act of behaving like a Splinter Cell.
This usually involves doing acrobatics such as split jumps, rolls, pole climbs, and others. It can also refer to someone who is "assassinating" a member of society.
Guy 1: Man, I was splinter celling down the hallway and I hurt my shoulder pretty bad.

OR

Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy splinter celling that priest over there.
Guy 2: Sucks to be them.
by Scott McG January 4, 2009
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Ballerina Sprinkler

A Ballerina Sprinkler, is when a man stands on someones lawn, with his pants down, hands together, stretched out and extended above his head, spinning around like a ballerina, while urinating on everything within reach.
Hey look! Our neighbors grass appears to be dying. perhaps we should go over there and give the lawn a ballerina sprinkler.
by Udderly Stoopid November 17, 2010
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