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Spoon Train

This is 3 or more people spooning in the same direction to either preserve heat or reduce the space taken up in a cramped area. It is a manoeuvre most often performed by teens.
eg- "its a 3 man tent and theres 5 of us... time to spoon train"

other areas: dorm room, tree house, single bed, small room, youth hostel etc
by nickskate August 11, 2010
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power spoon

When you're little spoon but you assert your dominance by reaching back and putting your fingers in their butt
"Yeah, we cuddled afterwards but she was power spoon...I'm scarred for life tbh"

"Who's your daddy??", he said as he asserted his position as power spoon
by PowerSpooner69 November 20, 2015
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Urban Spoon

when riding on public transport and being spooned due to over crowding or someone is just a creep
woke up to this creep pressing up so close i could feel his junk, he was straight up urban spooning me
by croopstc August 15, 2011
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Aggressive Spooning

Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.
Similar to regular spooning,Aggressive Spooning is more painful.
by Dinde October 14, 2008
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Spoons in the Dark

When a group of three or more people stand in a room each with their own spoon in hand. The lights are turned off and everyone throws their spoon at the peron they hate the most. The peron who gets hit the most is the loser!
Do you fancy a game of spoons in the dark

Depends if Suds playing?
by Tom Rippington December 4, 2010
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Appreciation Spoon

A small spoon used when eating expensive or pleasurable food stuffs in order to extend eating time and appreciation.
"We shall eat this ice cream with appreciation spoons."
by Tom Hooper October 23, 2007
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Doom Spoon

This is the large cooking spoon your mom used to beat your ass with when you were bad. Often made of plastic and large enough to whale on 2 asses at one time, the doom spoon was able to withstand years of abuse. The doom spoon typically came with holes in it to prevent wind resistance and increase velocity, pre-impact. The doom spoon also often was used as a projectile when the target could not be reached, e.g. when the target climbs a tree to avoid the beating, the doom spoon may be thrown at the ass to inflict low-level pain.

The doom spoon typically has a 15 year shelf life. Once the child turns 15, the doom spoon becomes more humorous than painful. The 16th year of life is often referred to as "the doom spoon-free year."
Mothers across the world switched from wooden doom spoons to plastic in the early part of the 20th century in order to prevent splintering.
by -hef- November 10, 2009
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