love sponge 

A squishy absorbant piece of material inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk and thus perventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

love sponge by PeeBee February 26, 2004

Jism Sponge 

Consumer of large quantities of cum, subject to no limits beyond whatever donors can provide.

That bald freak rigger monkey makes a good Jism Sponge until he leaves the rig!

Jism Sponge by donkeycum March 29, 2003

to sponge 

To copy everyone like a little no-pube 4 year old bitch.

Jack Gallop likes to sponge everyone.

to sponge by LankyGuy12345 May 13, 2016

Bubba the Love Sponge

An underemployed or unemployed man who refuses to help his partner with the expenses. The Love Sponge thinks that he should get half of everything that he hasn't earned. While his wife works 2 jobs. Soon the love is gone and all you have left is the Bubba Sponge

Bubba the Love Sponge only works about 3 hours per week, while his girl works all week and then works the weekend too.

Bubba the Love Sponge by Zen Lunatic October 22, 2008

cum sponge 

A hairstyle worn by a female. Usually a large "poof" on the top of head used to absorb cum as it is being shot at her face. This protects the rest of her hair from being ejaculated upon.

"OMG that girl's poof was worn so high when I cummed on her face, it absorbed it all!"

"That girls cum sponge worked like a champ..."

cum sponge by Laura/Steve February 3, 2008

Fun Sponge 

Someone who stops everyone else having fun

*Beth and Aamy were giggling *
Justin: Stop being so immature
Beth: Well stop being such a fun sponge then.

Fun Sponge by Nikki Crapper June 5, 2009

spooge sponge

A person who ingests large quantities of semen. Whether it be vaginaly, oraly, or analy.

You're dating Sandy Shiffler? Dude, that whores such a spooge sponge. She fucked the whole football team. You are a fuck nugget.

spooge sponge by Steven Faul October 23, 2006