Big Fucking Spider

A REALLY big spider with the seeming propensity to shred you tip to stern. When such spider walks, you can feel the fear through your feet, and the vibrations that it makes running after your ass. If you see one of these, you have one of 3 options.

-Run
-Get Eaten
-Start Praying

"Hey Jack, where did matt go?"
"I dont know for sure, but that really big fucking spider over there with a leg sticking out of its mouth sure looks suspicious..."

by Sebas S December 13, 2008

Spider Mask

A sexual act performed during, oral, anal or vaginal sex, when a male pulls out just before ejaculation. Then he releases semen on her face and then slams a screen door, or any object for that matter, in her face. Pillows, blankets, walls, doors etc. can be used or anything that when pulled away creates a "webbing" effect.

She took that Spider Mask like a champ, I can still see the grid from the screen door on her face and there was webbing for days.

by jefferson mario April 13, 2010

slide left

To ignore a call on your smartphone by sliding the red bar left instead of the green bar right to answer.

Matthew: "Dude, Carlynn just called, i totally slide lefted that bitch."
Zack: "Why, you don't want bothered?"
Matthew: "I had to watch Megan Good just to keep it up with her. I don't want that EVER again."
Zack: "Damn kid, thats harsh. But understandable."

by ThatPrettyNilla February 24, 2012

spiderdust

Spider Dust n. : Also known as cheese extract, Spider Dust is a strong stimulant mostly used as a recreational drug. It is commonly snorted (via eye sockets), inhaled, or injected into the veins. Mental effects may include loss of contact with reality, an intense feeling of being a spider, or “shooting some webs your way.”

Get me some of that spiderdust

by A_person September 9, 2015

Spider-Man

To hang one's phone from an outlet when the charger cord is not long enough to reach the ground. The phone hangs upside down, similar to Spider-Man hanging from his web.

Shit, the cord's not long enough to reach the ground. Guess I'll have to Spider-Man it.

by Okuta July 27, 2016

solideo

A hot guy who's super innocent. His name means For God only, everyone loves him but he doesn't really share his feelings to anyone but that one Tomboy who secretly loves him.

Boy do I love Solideo!!

by Emolife May 14, 2017

Spider Loaf

Jacksepticeye's spiderman that is shaped like a loaf of bread.

Say "Hi" to Spider Loaf.

by MandMs05 March 12, 2019