Sammy the Sloth

she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken

a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason

a girl that's cat is afraid of her

a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty

Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP

by beronicascrown November 20, 2019

sloth jerk

when a girl jerks you off slowly

"Helena gave me a sloth jerk last night."

by natahoe666 September 1, 2016

Sloth

A slutty goth person/ a girl who is goth and dresses particularly slutty

omg look at that girl. shes a total sloth.

by sweetdestruction July 3, 2018

rectum slurping sloth rapist

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.

Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.

by BendJehovah April 18, 2014

mofo sloths

A group of very close friends. Normally girls and more than 3 girls. Can also be used as a form of aggravation on a hot day at the zoo.

"Where are the mofo sloths?" -gc names

by trolled123 July 17, 2017

Vincent the Sloth

This rare sloth was recently reclassified from the MEMS Zoo in southern New York as a a furry, head dandruff flaky, tubby lubby bum bum. This creature moves at a woping 1 mile per hour. His fecal infested feet (see Vinny drips definition) smell worse than your grandmothers sweaty vagina. He stares off into the distance waiting for his next big zit to appear. This animal lives off of lamb and what ever comes off of Joe Exoctics Walmart meat truck. Stay away from this creature, they are going extinct but do not have the capability of sexual intercourse due to to tub of lard covering its waste line. THIS ANIMAL IS VERY DANGEROUS TO WOMEN UNDER THE AGE OF 16

The next Joe Exoctic netflix series will be on Vincent the sloth

by Horny toddler May 5, 2020

Sloth fish

When ur slow as a sloth, and forget shit with ur goldfish memory. You misunderstand something and forget what you originally talked about.

«I don’t know what’s going on, hold up what are we talking about? I don’t remember what you just said»

Damn ur hella sloth fish today.

by BuhrJen July 10, 2023