Sleepy Joe Biden

A pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung - figuratively speaking.

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I mean, the 46th President of the United States. (Supposedly)
Is known as "Sleepy Joe" for always falling asleep during interviews.

Is the oldest sitting U.S President at 81 years old.

Quotes:

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw"
-Joe Biden mumbling during an interview.

"We choose truth over facts!"
-Joe Biden during his campaign in Des Moines, Iowa.

"CornPop was a bad dude"
-Joe Biden describing an alleged run-in with a gang leader.

Sleepy Joe Biden

by GenZExpert September 28, 2024

Sleepy hollow

When you pass out and your girl still gives you some head!

Found out I passed out and my girl gave me that sleepy hollow

by Bizserk July 22, 2018

Sleepy kanji

When you fall asleep at a party while sober as a bird.

Dude I totally pulled a sleepy kanji last night!

by Haunterusedlick January 17, 2022

Sleepy Hollow High School

the school were if you go up to some crazy bitch saying coconut, they'll sing coconut hen and nyzir

Sleepy Hollow High School makes me cum especially on coconuts, and my friend named Nyzir.

by YoudefientlywontknowwhoIam February 20, 2024

Sleepy Skype

When you purposely fall asleep with someone on Skype

I love Sleepy Skype because it makes me feel like i'm actually there cuddling with them

by My_motherland_ August 08, 2020

Sleepy Meat

It's the brief period of time after you ejaculate and your dick is useless.

"Hey honey let's go for another round" "No way I can't I got sleepy meat right now.

by BitterSweetmelon April 13, 2019

sleepy trombone

When you lightly blow air on someone’s sphincter when they’re asleep without making direct contact with your lips so they stay asleep.

As his partner blew gently, the sleepy trombone created a slight breeze on his butthole that sent him into an airy dreamland.

by goon451 November 19, 2020