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Skipped into a wall

To inflict great bodily harm upon oneself while in a state of severe inebriation
A: Dude, what happened to her? Looks like she broke her leg.

B: Oh, you didn't hear?

A: No.

B: She went out drinking with some coworkers Saturday night, got completely tanked and totally skipped into a wall.
by SwampRob November 4, 2011
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Skip

Sometimes an activity, but also known for creative, very social bald gentlemen.
I just ran into Skip and god does he look great.”
by Carl Manhattan November 24, 2021
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Skip Jordan

Micheal jordan fan boys who want to be a jordan son and think he can do no wrong just like skip bayless
You think micheal jordan is the goat? What a skip jordan!!
by Mr Blue Benjamin June 14, 2023
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skip raker

Definitive description of a resident of Glasgow or anywhere down the Clyde coast to Greenock and possibly even parts of Ayrshire .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Fuckin Weegie Westie skanky skip raker .

She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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marrel skip

A marrel skip is a type of large, open-topped container specifically designed for the transportation and disposal of waste in marine and offshore environments. It is often used in the oil and gas industry for the safe and efficient disposal of waste materials, it comes in all available sizes from 2m to 17m cube square, and for green waste, general waste, mixed waste, demolition waste all available at www.skipbin.com
We need a marrel skip bin for our demolition project
by Stowaway6369 November 6, 2023
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skip scan

Skip-scanning is when a customer deliberately decides not to scan an item but still puts it in their checkout bag.
A WALMART shopper has revealed that she was wrongly accused of tricking a self-checkout kiosk with “skip scanning.”
by qalachaki December 27, 2023
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two skip

Two skip is the short form of “two more runs and skip the last” as it is widely believed that calling the last run of the day is bad luck. This is a popular phrase in ski culture.
"Yo, you wanna two skip it down to the base?” “Two skip is my favorite ski brand.”
by TwoSkip January 20, 2024
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