Open skate song

90’s song played at the ice rink during open skate.

Who sings “everything you want?” Not sure but that’s an open skate song right?

by Brobin101 December 4, 2018

speed skating

A very intense sport envolves skating so fast that you feel like you going faster that the speed of sound even though your grandmother can run faster than you skate. Unless you an Olympian

Guy1 “I’m going so fast right now. I must be going faster than Usain Bolt! I’m the best at speed skating”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t”

by Oldbehide November 8, 2018

Skate 3

a game that use to skate because you cant skate worth a damn

You SUCK BALLS AT SKATE 3

by yeetrhewios;l ,r September 24, 2020

post-skate

Type of punk music inspired by The Homosexuals and Protex which is kind of nervous, cathartic and fairly minimalist. Post-skate bands have the attitude without the object, they have the punk without being skate-punk, they have a vintage style without the vans.

Dude, did you listen to these new post-skate bands? Thigh Master, Dumb, Aborted Tortoise and The Shifters are so rad!

by stillinrock July 8, 2018

ice skating

ice skating is when you amputate a guy's dick by freezing it, solidifying it, and stepping on it. Spoiler: It will DEFINITELY fall off and bleed. Epic revenge for being cheated on!

OMG, my boyfriend cheated on me and I am sooo pissed! Time to go ice skating on his dick. He deserves a bleeding cock!!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 8, 2019

skate skank

a skate skank is a someone who only goes after skaters. like a puck slut is for hockey players, a skate skank is for skaters

didn’t you hear? she’s a total skate skank, you’re definitely not her type.

by turndown4chay July 23, 2018

skate park reject

Someone who tries too hard, either at flirting, being edgy, or being athletic, especially a male. Generally derogatory.

"What is wrong with all you skate park rejects?"
"man i admit it, i'm a skate park reject"
"this fucking skate park reject wasn't even listening to me!!!"
"please god or almighty SATAN give this skate park reject man some braincells"

by IM_NIMONA January 24, 2024