A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.
Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"
Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"
"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"
by Дecca September 9, 2023
Get the what would you do in this situation?mug. When someone, usually someone with a "tude" (or stereotypical, overprotective fathers) threatens to do something to someone else if that other person commits a certain act.
"If you lay one hand on that donut, I'm going to punch you into next week!"
"If you so much as post one copyrighted video, we'll sue you out of your skin!"
These are hypothreatical situations.
"If you so much as post one copyrighted video, we'll sue you out of your skin!"
These are hypothreatical situations.
by Graydo February 4, 2012
Get the hypothreatical situationmug. Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.
Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
Get the win-win situationmug. To presume that you’ve indulged in negative behaviours without consequence because of your connections, only to be reprimanded for those exact behaviours by your friends and peers.
He found himself in an Akunjee of a situation when he ran for public office and instead was rebuked for his public conduct by those in public office
by PiedFlycatcher March 17, 2024
Get the An Akunjee of a situationmug. A situation where you are friends with benefits where no romantic feelings are reciprocated, only lustful urges and tendencies, therefore making it where you get the good parts of a relationship without all the work, synonymous with a situation-ship but with even less accountability and exclusivity.
Tom: I thought you were in relationship and junk
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship
by Excelsior_23 November 25, 2023
Get the situation-friends- with- benefits-shipmug. Term coined by: Ms. Natural (Ariel Robinson) on Joseline’s Caberet: California (season six).
She was explaining the situation between Gyspy and Erica Mena, in which, Erica was bringing up a past situation out of context in regards to Gyspy’s character. She also continuously mentioned Gyspy’s son—to highlight the fact that she was an amazing mother. Gyspy however took it as disrespect (queue the previous situation Erica was mentioning), basically wrong person, wrong time, wrong place. This led to Gyspy attacking Erica.
Cut to Ariel talking over the situation, and for lack of better words…fickle-bitch situation was created.
She was explaining the situation between Gyspy and Erica Mena, in which, Erica was bringing up a past situation out of context in regards to Gyspy’s character. She also continuously mentioned Gyspy’s son—to highlight the fact that she was an amazing mother. Gyspy however took it as disrespect (queue the previous situation Erica was mentioning), basically wrong person, wrong time, wrong place. This led to Gyspy attacking Erica.
Cut to Ariel talking over the situation, and for lack of better words…fickle-bitch situation was created.
“I don’t think Erica was meaning anything negative by mentioning your son, but I don’t think that…Gyspy was too happy with it. So it’s like…it’s, it’s a fickle-bitch—definition: fickle-bitch situation.” - Ms. Natural
by berniebabyy September 9, 2025
Get the Fickle-Bitch Situationmug. putting yourself in someone else's situation, in someone else's shoes, point of view and perspective, to understand, grasp and analyze their situation as your own, so you can disqualify yourself of any pre-conceptions or pre-judgement.
by AccordingToRyC November 29, 2020
Get the Situationalizemug.