shut teh face

recommending someone to shut up before an object of round quality is shoved in the mouth

shut teh face, only allowed open when eating teh toasty oats

by kevinP January 8, 2004

shut up tito

A less popular and effective version of Shut Up T; origins unknown.

Darrell: check the scoboard!
Seij: Shutup tito
Darrell: No, shut up T.
Seij: (silence)

by greunit February 20, 2005

shut up meyers!

the appropriate and necessary response after someone says something really stupid or annoying or if you just want someone to shut up because you can't stand their useless, nonstop jibber jabber any longer. coined for the intolerable sam meyers

sam: "blah blah blah i'm so cool blah blah blah i live in DC and go to bars and hit on 15 yr olds blah blah blah i am in love with the uc president blah blah blah i go to galas blah blah i heart pirates blah blah blah i want to live in cotton plant blah blah blah i drunk dialed my mom blah blah blah..."

dani: "SHUT UP MEYERS!!!!!!"

by randall November 6, 2004

shut up, bitch

first used on impressingroom.com when the user abandon talked, but now can be used on anyone. it means shut up, and also that you suck

shut up, bitch!

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Shut the front gate

A synonym for shut the front door and a useful expression for shut the f**k up without really swearing.

Person 1: Can you say the F-word?

Person 2: Shut the front gate!!

by Matthew678 March 22, 2019

Cut n shut

A wrecked dude that never got over his ex, that is inherently dangerous and may come apart due to the weaknesses he got when she fucked over him.

He looks good and whole on the outside but he really fuuuukkkkked up.

Ex:

Megan: What ever happened to Carl? Is he still single? Give me his number.
Kelly: That's a cut n shut. You're wasting your time.

Megan: Damn she really did a number on him.

by istayfrosty October 12, 2016

Shut the fuck up

you should try it

you: existing

me: “shut the fuck up”

by stoptalking.shutup August 4, 2021