Miguel's shirt

When you peel the skin off of your partner's chest, glue it to yourself, and cum all over it

The most intimate act a couple can do is wearing Miguel's shirt

by BiggerPoppa March 10, 2017

Trapezoidal Shirt

Shirt that is very trendy, large, has no shape, and is quite unflattering. Basically, you can have one made by giving two large pieces of fabric to a child and asking them to sew them together. It is generally worn by sluts or generic skanks. Usually the side or large portion of the bra can be seen by all who wear this type of shirt.

Wow, that trapezoidal shirt sure hides how large that girl's body is.

by Non-generic skank October 24, 2012

Hoe shirt

A shirt that is very revealing and shows lots of cleavage. Usually worn without a bra

Dude 1: Man this girl had a hoe shirt on, I could see her nips bro
Dude 2: Dammm duuude

by LegendTwenty7n January 18, 2018

Napkin Shirt

A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.

Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.

Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.

and

Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!

by jiggerbigger001 April 23, 2010

cherry shirt

When a woman uses your shirt like a tampon

"I was out of tampons so I just made a cherry shirt."

by Karnaca April 18, 2014

Down The Shirt

A game played by middle school boys to try to get the attention of a girl whom the are attracted to.

"Yo Finley, whats up?"
"Playing down the shirt with Beatrice."

by imthemoosie February 15, 2015

shirt kitten

Shirt kitten means a bonny one willing to do whatever it takes to get McDonalds ...Even if it means stuffing a mcgriddle in her mcmuffin

"Omg did you see that girl giving head in the mcdonalds parking lot for a mcgriddle?? She's such a shirt kitten!"

by Pecker_On_Urban_Dictionary March 24, 2023