Thick Second

A better version of minute.

Greg: Come on, we're all waiting on you.
Tom: Ok, be down in a thick second.

by RazzleDazzleDoge November 18, 2019

Second Birthday

If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.

Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”

Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”

by cosmobabe March 29, 2020

got a second

a phrase commonly used by office monkeys when they want to hijack your valuable time with something that will take much more than a second

Jeff: "Hey got a second?"
Dillon: "Sure"
Two hours later...
Jeff: "And that's what she said..."
Dillon: "Wow man, you wasted way more than a second of my time"

by JR07 November 11, 2012

10 second car

A car that can complete a quarter mile starting from a standstill in 10 seconds or less

packed with 620 horses, the ferrari 599 gtb fiorano flies by the quarter mile marker making it a 10 second car

by dew2229 May 12, 2009

second hand dartboard

A phrase used in a describing a female that has had many sexual partners, and who is generally known as a whore.

"Look at that slut over there, she has had more pricks in her than a second hand dartboard."

by Paul Fleming July 8, 2006

Second base on an error

1) In literal terms: when the runner, in baseball, reaches second because of an error committed by the opposing team

2) Getting to second base by accidentally brushing against a women's breasts.

1) The batter got a base hit, but the ball was overthrown, so he reached second base on an error.

2) Guy 1: How far did you go?
Guy 2: What's it called if we were making out and I accidentally brushed against her titties?
Guy 1: Haha! You totally reached second base on an error.

by Freddy18 January 13, 2011

Second thoughts

When you approach a girl at a bar or in a club and she doesn't want to talk to you or dance with you and blows you out, so you leave her alone. But later in the evening you see her making eyes at you because she has had second thoughts and decided she wants to talk to you after all.

Hey mate that bird who blew you out earlier, she's staring at you like she's having second thoughts. Get in there lad.

by warriorinwoolworths January 31, 2021