seattle stare

A defensive tactic for pedestrians in Seattle. Stare straight ahead, do not make eye contact. If someone speaks to you, keep walking.

The homeless man tried to beckon to the bearded hipster, but the hipster had his Seattle stare fixed on some indefinite object about 200 yards in the distance.

by RazorEm December 15, 2017

Seattle Sombrero

When you put your uncircumcised penis over another persons nose.

When he was sleeping, I gave him him a seattle sombrero.

by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022

Seattle Sound Check

How Kurt Cobain met his end

He is either going to get by or he is going to see the big concert in the sky. Right after his Seattle Sound Check.

by Xero Danger February 22, 2025

The Seattle Polycule

A joke originating from a Clickhole article, The Seattle Polycule is exactly what it says it is--a vague, unfathomably large polycule that apparently contains all the polygamous people in Seattle, Washington. Usually comes up either in context of surprisingly involved polygamous relationships, or Seattle.

"28 people? That's like... 0.5% of the Seattle Polycule!"

"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."

by Camwood October 22, 2023

Sea Seattle & Forest Roamer

It's a slang term derived from American origin to replace

And mock Europe's fish n chip platter. The sea Seattle is your protein from the water while your forest roamer is your meat protein.

"Bullocks is blokes feasting a bangars n mash platter after giving his lady the ol in and out if ye'hungry as me after that deep sea squeeze im finnin to fix some Sea Seattle & Forest Roamer Aftaaa I Bone her"

by Your Favorite Virus Cyrus March 23, 2022

Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle

When there's one girl lactating and two guys for each tit drinking milk from them whilst there hand is covered in honey mustard while stroking

Josh: Dude hims Suck a freak I saw him taking part in the Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025

Seattle fever

A phenomenon in which a newcomer visiting Seattle for the first time in July or August becomes fanatically enamored with the city, not appreciating how cold, dark, and wet the rest of the year will be.

Shelly has a bad case of Seattle fever. She’ll move here and be chronically depressed by November.

by shanester1979 December 24, 2023