Schrödinger's bigot

Someone who is both an anti-bigot and bigot simultaneously.

Schrödinger's bigot (noun):
"I really don't understand those people, they generalise what whole groups of people are like just because they don't understand them."

by MalcolmTent0 March 17, 2019

Schrödinger's Situationship

When a situationship can oy be determined by who in the party answers the question

“Are Sarah and Dubem having a thing “
“Sarah say yes”
“Dubem says no”
“So does the thing they have exist or i depends on who i ask”
“damb thats a Schrödinger's situationship “

by Lord_dubious on twitter March 12, 2020

Schrodinger's Transphobe

When you offend a Transgender by calling them the correct pronouns when they haven't come out of the closet yet, but calling them their old pronouns would be misgendering them.

Person 1: Hey! Evelyn, right?
Person 2: Yo, don't say that out loud. I haven't told everyone else yet.
Person 1: So... it's Evan?
Person 2: No, don't be transphobic, I am no longer that gender.

Person 1 (Later): They were offended in both ways. I call it Schrodinger's Transphobe.

by Sagnag May 23, 2021

Schrodinger's Schlong

Your penis length is whatever you want it to be until you measure it.

Thanks to Schrodinger's Schlong, Johnny's penis was a solid 11 inches.

by Billy November 1, 2019

Schrödinger's Stomach

The idea of both having food in your stomach, combined with idea of not having food in your stomach. You feel neither hungry nor full, and yet both at the same time

I ate a later breakfast than usual, now I have Schrödinger's stomach and I don't know whether I need to get lunch.

by Doctor Fuego October 31, 2016

schrodinger's boyfriend

Common false spelling of schrödinger's boyfriend. Which means: He's both your boyfriend and not your boyfriend until the metaphorical box is opened.

Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" - Translation: I have schrodinger's boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and I'll like you anyway.

by CHorta13 September 16, 2017

Schrodinger's Glory Hole

Your dick is being sucked through a ragged hole in a restroom wall. On the other side of the wall is either a man or woman, you can't be sure. Therefore, until you find out, you are simultaneously straight and a faggot.

Best bet in strange restrooms is to keep your dick in your pants unless urinating to avoid any unfortunate Schrodinger's Glory Hole situations.

by Scott Pruittt June 25, 2019