by D. Riordan July 21, 2008
Looking up girth for comparison of male genitals while attempting in vain to not seem gay, a homophobic search term.
by whatatroll April 08, 2014
by LuigiMegatron August 14, 2011
The act of grazing your nose against and subsequently sniffing a homeless man's penis while you slide an uncalled-for amount of change into his right pocket and comment seductively that he smells of rancid fat.
"Hey Queen, I just had the best sausage whiff."
"Hey girl, Stevie from good mythical morning said she had a sausage whiff."
"Hey girl, Stevie from good mythical morning said she had a sausage whiff."
by whiffmyster July 15, 2022
Ronald: What are you up to tonite?
Gerald: Just gonna try and get this mayonnaisey and sausage out in my homemade pizza.
Ronald: Good luck, bro. I’ve never been able to get my mayonnaisey and sausage out.
Gerald: Just gonna try and get this mayonnaisey and sausage out in my homemade pizza.
Ronald: Good luck, bro. I’ve never been able to get my mayonnaisey and sausage out.
by tihmn December 26, 2020
guy 1- dude after sleeping with that hooker last week i had to go to the doctors.
guy 2- plz don't tell me she gave you herpies.
guy 1- worse she had a blue waffle.
guy 2 - so wou have a green sausage now?
guy 1 - ya =(
guy 2- plz don't tell me she gave you herpies.
guy 1- worse she had a blue waffle.
guy 2 - so wou have a green sausage now?
guy 1 - ya =(
by dontbeadaril March 05, 2012
by WhoevenusesBing February 25, 2021