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down stroke 

Lora gave me a great down stroke last night.
down stroke by Stephen Jacobson February 11, 2019

phantom stroke 

1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.

2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.
Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.
phantom stroke by flacker October 7, 2005

Master stroke 

An act by PM Narendra Modi, real or imaginary, that gives his bhakts extreme erotic pleasure leading to a collective orgasm, and which acts as a short-term remedy for their acute depression.

P.S. - This is copyright protected. ;)
In a master stroke against black money, Modi announces demonetization.
Master stroke by Nilim January 5, 2017

No-stroke 

-A lack of performance in the bed, such as one like will johnson.
-Also used as an insult to tell someone that they are no good in the sheets.
-Also known as the "Will"

(There are signs to know if you have no-stroke)

-If you have ever thought you had a "vicious stroke". Odds are you don't.
-If you can only get with girls half your age or quadruple your size...odds are you have no-stroke.
-Damn! He just said you got "no-stroke"! You gunna let that shit slide?
-Boy your dick was weak as shit. You got "no-stroke"! Man your stroke was as bad as Wills!
-Damn she said your dick was like "will"?! You have "no-stroke"
-DUDE YOU HAVE "NO-STROKE". "Well I think my stroke is pretty vicious."
-I so would hit that chubby white chick right there...you know Imma chubby chaser...Yea thats all you can hit...real women don't want a guy with "no-stroke".
No-stroke by magicbumm328 August 11, 2010

2 Stroke 

Alcoholic drink consisting of vodka and Red Bull. Usually consumed at the start of the evening but may be consumed all evening.
Hey mate I need a 2 stroke so I can lube my motor for tonight's events.
2 Stroke by kidonthecouch December 21, 2012

Kidney Stroke 

when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.
Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
Kidney Stroke by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010