Roblox

1. The perfect mix of autism and 12 year olds.

2. The alternative to doing drugs or talking to girls

Person 1- Hows it going today?
Person 2- Terrible. I accidentally played roblox this morning and I almost caught cancer

by DjWhiteKid August 14, 2017

Roblox

Dating website that’s “free”

8 year old: “Hey, wanna date?”
Adult: “Fuck this I’m not playing Roblox”

by _Vehemence_ March 3, 2018

Roblox

A game where 9 year olds first fuck

Roblox male: pie for s3x
Roblox female: pie
And thus, the day Jimmy got a boner

by Such semxi December 2, 2018

Roblox

A game where 9 year olds first fuck

Robloxian male: pie for s3x
Robloxian female: pie
Thus, the day little Jimmy had a boner over Roblox

by Such semxi December 2, 2018

ROBLOX

ROBLOX: A fucking shithole game I first played in July 2012 after seeing my older brother play it. Got addicted to ROBLOX and to only realize that you'll encounter idiots threatening to report you just for winning on a sword fight match.

me: gg
Idiot: U IDIOT I WILL REPORT U!
me: lol what did I do?
Idiot: UR A HACKER!
me: no.. I played the game fair and square.
Idiot: NO U DIDNT! HOW DID U FLOAT IN THE AIR WITH THE SWORD?
me: Just double click while jumping?
Idiot: HAHA U'VE BEEN RECORDED AND WILL GO ON UTUBE FOR HACKING! I HOPE U GET BANNED FOREVER ON ROBLOX!
*Idiot has left the game.*

by GreenKid200000 xmas August 12, 2017

roblox

A game where 5-13 year olds go to play and fuck each other for fun and eat booty.

Me: Hey Jesse did you know that Autumn and Kahlil fucked each other on roblox?
Jesse: oh really haha there so fucking weird.

by ur mom96 October 26, 2018

Roblox

You thought its going to be an actual definition? once you typed that name but Instead you get grounded because there's a fuck ton of bad words

Mom: Get off your ass and do some homework!

Kid: shut up mom!im playing roblox!

by Hersheys man October 27, 2018