Robert 

Has a huge penis and leaves a fat fucking shit wherever he goes.

Haaken: "Robert's penis is so big, I've literally seen it twice."

Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."

Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."

Robert by Archer Jaxx December 21, 2020

Robert 

Robert is a nice,funny, and gentle. He will always be there for you in tough times, and will build you up like no other. He is the perfect material for a best friend and will do anything to keep you happy. Never lose a Robert because you will be sad. He will love you like no other and will treat you with love. He cares more about other people than himself so be sure to look out for him. Usually tall Roberts are more rude, And shorter Roberts are nicer.

Robert such a hunk!

Robert by Bsbdjsvdnd January 5, 2021

Robert 

A white kid with a big dick. Robert is sweet and caring. Not the hottest guy in the world but cute. He's the best in bed with a huge cock.

Girl 1: I just slept with Robert last night
Girl 2: How was it?
Girl 1: Amazing, he has a huge cock

Robert by Gagmedad January 19, 2021

Robert 

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He stole my heart in a moment. Time froze.
He is everything I ever dreamed of by just being himself. I love Robert so much. Nothing will ever be the same again.

Robert is my one true love. (I hope you
come back) love n.r

Robert by helloareyouthereiamstillhere January 29, 2021

Robert 

Robert-

He is just so amazing and talented and I couldn’t ask for anything better. His smile is adorable and he has pretty blue eyes and brown hair <3 :) when he looks at you you feel like you might pass out because all you think about is him and he’s everything to you, and you never want to lose him, because without him you would be nothing. His personality is a bit of a mix of shy and really outgoing. He thinks about everyone before himself and is a very caring boy. :) he may or may not have freckles and glassessss :)))))) he’s super beautiful and I would never ever ever ask for anyone else, because to me he’s perfect and nobody could be better than Robert because he makes my life complete. He loves basketball and baseball and he’s super super great at both, especially baseball. Best on his team tho ;) Robert’s are really nice to you ( I know from experience ;) ) and when you’re around him, your a better person. He’s super funny and makes your life better <3 he’s all you want and if you ever see a Robert, get to know him a bit. He may just light up your life like he did to mine. 👉🏻👈🏻💞💞💗

Girl #1
O my god! Look how good looking that boy is, and he’s amazing at baseball!

Girl #2

Yep.. that’s a Robert for sure. Cutest boy on earth, no cap.

Robert-

Hey what’s up?

Girl #1 & #2
AAH EEEEK 😭🥰🥺💗💞

Robert by R 🙌🏻 February 4, 2021

Robert 

Robert is smart, intelligent, loyal, trustworthy, hot, and nice. If your ever friends with someone like that, dont let them go. They will be your friend until you die.

Robert is a amazing and caring person

Robert by Killuaaa February 6, 2021

Robert 

he is an awesome person he is funny and nice he likes to make people laugh he is smart and happy loving and cute he is 13

Robert is cool

Robert by jeraldin February 17, 2021