sit roasted

When you only sit on the biggest of dicks by a campfire.

Wow, Lu loves getting sit roasted when he goes camping, isn't he a big gay?

by JonVonBovi July 13, 2018

Pork roasted

A innocent white girl getting filled up by multiple penises

That poor girl just got pork roasted

by Gonz989 September 11, 2021

The Roasted Fink

A coffee connoisseur’s ideal roast. Special beans procured from the rarest of plants, roasted by a man who’s passion is for crafting the best brew! The best coffee around!

Yo, have you tried the Roasted Fink Coffee, it’s the fucking best!

by Sewermonkey September 3, 2021

hog roast

wen u tie a girl up and gag her then put her on ur pork pole and hook dat bitch up

wow man i hog roasted matt orth

by john john January 3, 2005

Roast beef

1. adj. Describes the many folds and layers of labia of an inside-out pussy.
2. Noun. Vagina that closely resembles the Arby's big roast beef sandwich.

My homie could have got laid if it weren't for the fear of the roast beef sandwich laid out before him.

by Bear Man Sr. February 13, 2020

Roasted and Toasted

The act of killing someone with a pistol while they are using their primary

I nearly Roasted and Toasted that kapkan

by 4eHeretic June 15, 2018

spit roast

1. To roast a large piece of meat skewered with a spit, usually a whole pig, over an open flame. The spit enables you to turn the meat around to help cook it evenley.

2. A sexual position in which a person is taken in the vagina or anus from one end and in the mouth from the other end by two other conscenting adults.

1. "Yes my friend look at that roast pork on the spit its looking nice and crisp and smell so good!" "Dude im jewish that shit is sinful!"

2. "OMG that biatch is a slut she got spit roasted my mates Edwardo and Barnaby" "ye dude next she will be letting us all take turns, i bet she loves bukkake!"

by Tango169 August 14, 2006