Ringstinger

A player found botting in online games often & claims that one of his/her friends or family members is mentally retarded/socially impaired/brain dead and can only press a certain amount of buttons on a keyboard because they were 'set up that way.'

Is also a source of infinite amusement.

Once you find a Ringstinger in your online game you know it has gone to Hell and it won't be coming back.

Boy, did you hear about that Ringstinger's brother? He can't talk to people on the net 'cause he's nonexistant!!

by Miss Kimberly A. September 24, 2008

o-rings

the little round rubber black stoppers for ear plugs and spikes.

damn it, I lost my O-ring and now my plug won't stay in!

by ashley January 31, 2004

Lord of the Rings

Violent and stormy weather, similar to the conditions faced by those little Hobbit guys as they trekked across Mordor looking for that damn ring.

Better take a raincoat if you're headed outside. It's pretty Lord of the Rings out there.

by T-Bone77 June 8, 2011

Load on the Rings

When a married women uses her left hand to jerk a guy off and he dribbles his splooge all over her wedding ring et al.

She pumped my hot dog so hard I splashed a hotload on the rings of her left hand.... ok so it's a reach

by Rightous Willie February 29, 2004

Lord Of The Rings

Three movies about a bunch of midgets walking to a volcano.

It was a shame that Frodo from Lord Of The Rings stopped walking at the edge of the volcano and didn't take another few steps.

by mAD~mOD January 3, 2007

tickeling my rings

If i say to you that you're tikeling my rings it means that your pissin me off! the first time i heard is when i was talking to two fellas and there was a lot of migits around when he said it i thought he ment it lituralry

stoner 1: are those migits anoying you
Stoner 2: No, why?
Stoner 1: Cos there fuckin tickeling my rings

by Kate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 3, 2005

rings of uranus

the name given to the action of fisting a girls anus while having a four finger ring on your hand. Ideally, the ring says "shocker" across it.

She really seemed to enjoy getting the rings of uranus.

did you see the rings of uranus?

She screamed when she first caught site of the rings of uranus.

by brian mastrantoune July 24, 2008