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Realizationgasm

A realizationgasm is when you see an actor or actress in a movie and you know that you have seen them in another movie but you cannot remember what movie or which character they played until finally you hit the point of climax and remember who they played and in what movie! The resulting happiness and the joy you feel for remembering is a realizationgasm.
Tyler: ARGHH who is that girl?

Camille: we saw her in somthing what was it?

Tyler: Ohh Ohh AHH realizationgasm it is Mal from Inception! Ohh yess!
by TyBunk November 3, 2010
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Realist masturbator

A person who masturbates only to women/men that are in their league.
Yo dude Mike told me he only jerks off to fat chicks.

Yeah cause Mike's a realist masturbator.
by Elmo24 October 20, 2012
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Realizer

A hybrid between a womanizer and the realization of 'I-could-do-so-much-better-than-this-piece-of-shit'!
Basically, the guy who seemed interesting at first, but soon turns out to be the stepping stone to something better. A wake-up call for the inner romantic. A necessary failure in the ever-challenging dating game.
Samantha: So, how are things between you and Dave?
Candice: Don't even ask! It was, like, so great at first. But, after I met Ricky, I figured Dave was just a realizer.
by abwolverine February 7, 2017
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Poké-Reality

Pokémon Reality is the conjectured state of things as they actually exist in Pokémon Universe, rather than as they may appear or might be imagined. In a wider definition, reality includes everything that is and has been, whether or not it is observable or comprehensible.
We live a Poké-Reality.
by pseudonymPokémon19 March 8, 2016
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Political Reality Disorder

You suffer from political reality disorder when you don't believe what the MSM (mainstream media) says because logic and reality scream an entirely different picture no matter how hard they try to shove a lie down your throat.

When you're smarter than the average "sheeple" out there and you are a critical thinker and can discern for yourself without the clutter of outside banter from liars.
i suffer from "political reality disorder" and unfortunately there isn't a "pharmaceutical" with can be given to remedy this problem because I already understand how the BIG PHARMA MACHINE WORKS and I refuse to be "medicated" into compliance.
by Mindy M October 27, 2016
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When you realize you have school this Monday

When you realize you have school this Monday and it's no longer the weekend and you didn't prepare for school.
When you realize you have school this Monday.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by TheAngryNerd June 7, 2019
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reality

"reality has become a commodity" -Steven Colbert
Steven "reality has become a commodity"
Guy "No its not"
Steven "OH YA just look it up on urban dictionary"
by curtis 109 February 4, 2007
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