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paytonic relationship

A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with the other. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.
Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.
by Mhm mhm mhm hi March 5, 2021
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Relationship Thingy

When two people who are unable to date, are stuck in the world of: "I like you, but I can't date you" and so they have to proceed with their relationship (Intense liking, but acting like friends) until their circumstances change.
Yeah man.....his parentals said they couldn't date so they have a relationship thingy rn.
by Awkward words specialist November 9, 2016
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Toxic Relationship

A relationship that typically your entails your whole day being ruined by 9 AM.
Me and my ex-girlfriend Sarah definitely had a toxic relationship back in college, you didn't know if you were going to wake up with a frying pan to the head or a blowjob.
by CommonSimp January 26, 2023
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un-relationship

the act of breaking up with one's significant other on Facebook.
Due to Kathy's unusual affinity for rubber duckies, Ronald decided to promptly un-relationship her.
by squeeze_box April 28, 2011
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Flash Relationship

When someone of the Homosapien Species enters a relationship, updates all of their Social Media Profiles to reflect their new relationship status, ONLY to break up with said homosapien within a weeks time.
9/30/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from SINGLE to in a relationship.

10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.

"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."
by Beezy253 September 30, 2013
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relationship goddess

Someone who is great at realationships.
I need some advice on chandler. I'll ask Ashley, she is a relationship goddess.
by Delaneraeee November 22, 2015
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relationship pubes

An act of neglect in the most important of areas shortly after entering into a new relationship.
‘You’ve got a decent set of relationship pubes there mate.’
I know, new Mrs. Haven’t manscaped for a while.’
by Maxim11 June 9, 2018
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