by sluggo December 3, 2004
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the REAL origin of the term "redneck" derives from the WVA, Kentucky coal-mining communities where union labor was not only frowned upon, but members were openly beaten, shot at, and kept from working...so the union began distributing red bandanas for the miners to wear to show that they were union supporters...so "rednecks" was both a derogatory (from the ownership side) and a badge of honor (from the miners side)...and seeing as how a third of the miners were African-American (they too were called rednecks)...it has nothing to do with being outside and getting sunburned...and what's even more funny is when trying to explain to a young black youth that if he were mining coal in that region in the early 20th century, he too would be called a redneck...
by bigdaddysugarkane June 10, 2011
Get the Redneck mug.When a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person says something that a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person would find perfectly logical but normal people with IQs exceeding 40 find ridiculous.
Redneck Ph.D: Hay, guyz!! I just fawnd awt dat pawt duzzn't hayav ennie udd-ik-tivv kem-y-kulls een eet!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: I think he said that marijuana is not addictive
Everyone but Redneck: *facepalm*
OR
Redneck Ph.D: *interrupting conversation to grandstand stupid point* COMPEWWWTURS ARE DEVULL SAYTEN M'CHEENS!!! THAY WULL RAWT-YERR-BRAYN!! THE FAWL OF MAYN, THESE THANGS! THE GUFFRN'MENT IS JUST FITTIN' TO USE THE, THE THE MAAAAAND CINTROLL TO MAKE YE PAY THE TAXXES.
Redneck #2: YEAH, JED! YOU SAY IT! THEY ALSO BE HIDIN' DEM SEQUINED NUMBERS OR WHATEVER-
Guy: Sequential...
Redneck #2: YEAH, DAT! DEY HIDE DEM TO BRAIN WASH YE
*Redneck coalition uprising destroys all sane humanity*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: I think he said that marijuana is not addictive
Everyone but Redneck: *facepalm*
OR
Redneck Ph.D: *interrupting conversation to grandstand stupid point* COMPEWWWTURS ARE DEVULL SAYTEN M'CHEENS!!! THAY WULL RAWT-YERR-BRAYN!! THE FAWL OF MAYN, THESE THANGS! THE GUFFRN'MENT IS JUST FITTIN' TO USE THE, THE THE MAAAAAND CINTROLL TO MAKE YE PAY THE TAXXES.
Redneck #2: YEAH, JED! YOU SAY IT! THEY ALSO BE HIDIN' DEM SEQUINED NUMBERS OR WHATEVER-
Guy: Sequential...
Redneck #2: YEAH, DAT! DEY HIDE DEM TO BRAIN WASH YE
*Redneck coalition uprising destroys all sane humanity*
by zunebeatsipod07 December 19, 2010
Get the Redneck Ph.D mug.Possibly the most horrific abomination ever to be brought upon the world. A cross between a hick, a hillbilly, and a redneck, if you can imagine such a creature. If you ever see a redneck hillbilly hick, RUN.
I've heard stories that redneck hillbilly hicks live in those mountains. I don't fully beleive it myself, but still I can't bring myself even to look in that direction anymore.
by missapocalypse September 29, 2006
Get the redneck hillbilly hick mug.A term derived from a hard-working southern farmers who have sun-burns on their necks from working all day long in the sun. Some people from the northern states in the USA use "Redneck" as an insult, but is really a compliment from one farmer and/or southerner to another.
Most southerners are proud to be called a redneck, because anyone who calls them that has no idea it is a compliment.
by Kikk0man June 25, 2004
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enjoy hunting, fishing, camping and other recreation.
are hard working people who do the jobs nobody wants to do.
do not have sex with blood relatives. -hillbillies.
do not all live in trailers or shacks.
do not decorate our front lawns with garbage and broken toilets -white trash.
are racist against douche bags who look down at us because we wear hunting clothes as casual clothing, and proudly drive our gas guzzling american cars.
are not to be fucked with.
enjoy drinking beer, not that pussy ass light beer shit that is just piss water. Only fags and women drink it!
hate going to mechanics plumbers electricians and contractors, since we know how to do that stuff ourselves for half the price.
hate new technology such as smart phones and ipads. Only fags buy it to attract other fags and act smug about it.
throw mc donalds shakes at the front windshields of retards who text and drive.
don't all drive our old pick up trucks and pre 1990's era american cars because we can't afford new ones. Most of us still drive them because we actually know how to fix them and don't want to spend over $40,000 on a new piece of shit that's mostly made of plastic and beer can material which was probably shipped here from japan, china, and mexico to be assembled here so they can rust away and fall apart in 3 years. So shut the fuck up with your 5 star crash test rating and "sleek styling.
enjoy hunting, fishing, camping and other recreation.
are hard working people who do the jobs nobody wants to do.
do not have sex with blood relatives. -hillbillies.
do not all live in trailers or shacks.
do not decorate our front lawns with garbage and broken toilets -white trash.
are racist against douche bags who look down at us because we wear hunting clothes as casual clothing, and proudly drive our gas guzzling american cars.
are not to be fucked with.
enjoy drinking beer, not that pussy ass light beer shit that is just piss water. Only fags and women drink it!
hate going to mechanics plumbers electricians and contractors, since we know how to do that stuff ourselves for half the price.
hate new technology such as smart phones and ipads. Only fags buy it to attract other fags and act smug about it.
throw mc donalds shakes at the front windshields of retards who text and drive.
don't all drive our old pick up trucks and pre 1990's era american cars because we can't afford new ones. Most of us still drive them because we actually know how to fix them and don't want to spend over $40,000 on a new piece of shit that's mostly made of plastic and beer can material which was probably shipped here from japan, china, and mexico to be assembled here so they can rust away and fall apart in 3 years. So shut the fuck up with your 5 star crash test rating and "sleek styling.
dick: "Why don't you go home and have sex with your grandmasistermothercousinaunt you stupid redneck."
redneck: "Fuck you, those are hillbillies you jackass."
dick: ":8"
faggot: "Why are you still driving that old tank? Are you poor or something?"
redneck: "No."
faggot: "You should buy a toyota prius. It is eco friendly and made in america."
redneck: "That car is a total gay magnet, and there is ABSOLUTELY nothing american about that piece of shit. It's shaped like it could be some sort of anal sex toy and if you bring that thing on my property again, I will squash it like a bug with my 78 chevy. You will catch me with a dick in my mouth before you catch me driving that. REDNECK 4 LIFE!
redneck: "Fuck you, those are hillbillies you jackass."
dick: ":8"
faggot: "Why are you still driving that old tank? Are you poor or something?"
redneck: "No."
faggot: "You should buy a toyota prius. It is eco friendly and made in america."
redneck: "That car is a total gay magnet, and there is ABSOLUTELY nothing american about that piece of shit. It's shaped like it could be some sort of anal sex toy and if you bring that thing on my property again, I will squash it like a bug with my 78 chevy. You will catch me with a dick in my mouth before you catch me driving that. REDNECK 4 LIFE!
by A WHITE GUY September 10, 2013
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