guatemalan reach round

When ya best mate will wank you off for a fiver

All I want is a Guatemalan reach round

by Horracewallace July 13, 2017

*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.

Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”

by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023

columbian reach-around

The Columbian Reach-Around is a technique in videogames invented by Mr. Carl where you take the path around the enemies' spawn and, using only smgs and or pistols, kill all the remaining opponents as they plant.

The game was 15 to 14, and there was only two enemies and one friendly. He rushes around enemy spawn and headshots the opponents from the path that they took: A perfect Columbian Reach-Around.

by Mr Carl December 28, 2015

Dagobah Reach Around

When your partner jumps on your back, latches their arms and legs around you and proceeds to give you a reach around while you go about doing tasks around the house. All while talking dirty in Yoda's voice.

My partner was really horny but I had a lot to do around the house, so the game me a Dagobah Reach Around

by Mike was whore's key May 1, 2023

reach

dumb or stupid

that kid is a reach

by anonymous September 1, 2022

cambodian reach around

The act of giving a man a reach around while princess trunks Jerks off in the corner while crying.

As Andrew gave Nolan a cambodian reach around, princess trunks let his hand fly freely under his silky under garments.

by Johnstarhandle March 6, 2017

Reached

The wind should be blowing from the ship's side or just behind it as you sail.

"Brighteyes" was followed around the Goldstone by "Patriot," and "Patriot" white-sailed reached

by Arminkshipper June 27, 2024